Now that LGBTQ pride month is over, why don’t we make July an LGBTQ free month. That is to say, the LGBTQ community shut up, go home ands give us all a break. In the meantime, we could make August Heterosexual pride month. We could have parades with brass bands and floats that celebrate everything heterosexual.

Oops, I think I must be hallucinating again; I thought I saw two pink pigs fly past my window. Oh well, it must be time for me to take my Pro (LGBTQ) Biotic pills which always seem to stick in my throat.

aquarianmist